New Year - Same me: Failed resolutions
Recently I have realised that New Year resolutions are just a set up for failure. We are ten days in to 2020 and I have already broken all of mine. I started out positive and prepared, deciding on my resolutions during the week in between Christmas and New Year so I wouldn’t be trying to think of them at the same time as playing twister on New Years Eve. There is nothing harder than trying to think of ways to better yourself while trying to put your left foot on red and avoid having someone's bollocks in your face at the same time. The only resolution you are going to think of is to never play twister again. Preparing early, however, was the first step in my downfall. While I was deciding on ways to better my life, I was in a chocolate and mince pie coma and had spent the past two days chilling in my PJs with no real concept of time or responsibilities. I am assuming the family survived on leftovers and selection boxes because I didn’t feed the...